PRINCESS LEAH 7094

[gogofmagog]

http://kitchener.backpage.com/Female...-y-22/14448752

"Help me Obewan.... you're my only hope."

She is no Princess Leah... but she is cute .... little baby gut on 'er

120hh


BBBJ, DATY, MPOS, seemed very disconnected and pissed off....

6/10

more deets to come... no time..

GOG

[TheMouse]

May the force be with you GOG.........use your light sabre sparinly less it retracts into its sheath on you when you need it the most.
Vmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............Vmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

M

[shiftee]

there is a reason the pics don't show her front.... little gut on 'er...

The Buger King logo in the background of the second pic seems appropriate then.

[gogofmagog]

she texted me back after she read her review ...... you are way off...

it's Popeyes....

i'll regale you of this tale tomorrow....

[Dick Gosinya]

I guess I'll be the one to say it. It is Princess Leia and Obiwan

[boneman207]

"What do you mean they blew up the Death Star; and who the fawk is they?"

[philmc1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81fwEmP2CKY

[gogofmagog]

Ok... look... I know I am no Brad PItt... but I am certainly no Steve Buscemi....

this SP text me back hours after I post the review with a long winded diatribe of who the fuck I think I am...saying she has a gut......it's not a gut... it's from having a baby... blah ... blah.. blah.....

that she gave me shit service because my hygiene was in question and that she wasn't turned on by me...and to tell "my friend" that it was not Burger King it was Popeyes in the picture.... seriously... I can't make this shit up.

Someones pants are on fire... I had a shower before the encounter... "manscaped"....then had another shower at the encounter and practiced "safe breath" with not just one but 2 Dentyne Ices "shivers".... and I had a shower after the encounter... my junk is glistening.

I might be a HOBBIT... but my hygiene is impeccable...

I can't believe I actually paid for this kind of treatment.... wtf?

She has all these fucking rules....Couldn't touch her hair... couldn't kiss her ear.... don't pull out that far...... don't go in that far.....about 20 mins in she pulls my wiener out to see if I had cum ... or was I just lying to her.... that is a first.... then a sigh... "You still haven't cum yet?".... another big sigh.... roll of the eyes and reaches for the lube..... WTF? Seriously?

Her other reviews in the Barrie / Toronto area are stellar.... let's just say she was having a bad day.

GOG

[silverfox]

Ok... look... I know I am no Brad PItt... but I am certainly no Steve Buscemi....

this SP text me back hours after I post the review with a long winded diatribe of who the fuck I think I am...saying she has a gut......it's not a gut... it's from having a baby... blah ... blah.. blah.....

that she gave me shit service because my hygiene was in question and that she wasn't turned on by me...and that it was not Burger King it was Popeyes in the picture.... seriously... I can't make this shit up.

Someones pants are on fire... I had a shower before the encounter... "manscaped"....then had another shower at the encounter and practiced "safe breath" with not just one but 2 Dentyne Ices "shivers".... and I had a shower after the encounter... my junk is glistening.

I might be a HOBBIT... but my hygiene is impeccable...

I can't believe I actually paid for this kind of treatment.... wtf?

She has all these fucking rules....Couldn't touch her hair... couldn't kiss her ear.... don't pull out that far...... don't go in that far.....about 20 mins in she pulls my wiener out to see if I had cum ... or was I just lying to her.... that is a first.... then a sigh... "You still haven't cum yet?".... another big sigh.... roll of the eyes and reaches for the lube..... WTF? Seriously?

Her other reviews in the Barrie / Toronto area are stellar.... let's just say she was having a bad day.

GOG

Ok, this one ranks up there with the one that pitched her shoe at Blondeseeker.

We need a "2012 Most Memorable Dates" episode ;)

[TheMouse]

Everytime I try to focus in on the BK cup, the cheeks of her ass get in the way.

M

[Dr.Scorpion]

http://kitchener.backpage.com/Female...-y-22/14448752

"Help me Obewan.... you're my only hope."

She is no Princess Leah... but she is cute .... little baby gut on 'er

120hh


BBBJ, DATY, MPOS, seemed very disconnected and pissed off....

6/10

more deets to come... no time..

GOG

So, overall... Better than doing a wookie?

[Katie24]

Ok... look... I know I am no Brad PItt... but I am certainly no Steve Buscemi....

this SP text me back hours after I post the review with a long winded diatribe of who the fuck I think I am...saying she has a gut......it's not a gut... it's from having a baby... blah ... blah.. blah.....

that she gave me shit service because my hygiene was in question and that she wasn't turned on by me...and to tell "my friend" that it was not Burger King it was Popeyes in the picture.... seriously... I can't make this shit up.

Someones pants are on fire... I had a shower before the encounter... "manscaped"....then had another shower at the encounter and practiced "safe breath" with not just one but 2 Dentyne Ices "shivers".... and I had a shower after the encounter... my junk is glistening.

I might be a HOBBIT... but my hygiene is impeccable...

I can't believe I actually paid for this kind of treatment.... wtf?

She has all these fucking rules....Couldn't touch her hair... couldn't kiss her ear.... don't pull out that far...... don't go in that far.....about 20 mins in she pulls my wiener out to see if I had cum ... or was I just lying to her.... that is a first.... then a sigh... "You still haven't cum yet?".... another big sigh.... roll of the eyes and reaches for the lube..... WTF? Seriously?

Her other reviews in the Barrie / Toronto area are stellar.... let's just say she was having a bad day.

GOG

Don't worry I can atest to the fact that ther is nolthing to question in your hygine! You are always spic and span and sparkling clean :)

[shiftee]

My apologies about getting the fast food cup wrong. My bad.

That bag on the table....what store is that?

[silverfox]

I know this might come back to bite me in the ass... And balls... But..
I got a pm from this gal and she can't post as she is not approved... And I believe all would appreciate hearing her side of the story...So here goes ....

FIRST of all...it is popeyes I don't know why I would lie..but if you wanna turn food critic know your shit.

NOW let's break this down;

Despite the promise on breath freshening packages it clearly didn't work when I can still taste stale smoke with a hint of mint which is even more sickening.

She has all these fucking rules....I have no rules except the obvious no bbfs.

Couldn't touch her hair...when your playing with my hair to a point where its getting all tangled and it hurts then yes obviously I'm going to ask you to stop.

Couldn't kiss her ear....when your slurpping and sucking on my ear to the point my ear drum pops again, obviously I'm going to ask you to stop..that shit hurts.

Don't pull out that far....its ok to pull out but please put it in the same hole it came out of..thanks !

Don't go in that far.....complete bullshit I love it deep.

"About 20 mins in she pulls my wiener out to see if I had cum ... or was I just lying to her.... that is a first.... then a sigh... "You still haven't cum yet?".... another big sigh.... roll of the eyes and reaches for the lube..... WTF? Seriously?...."

I'm not sure about other girls but yes when a session lasts this long I do pull it out to make sure the condom is still in tact and most of you should know that dry friction makes them break so more lube is necessary sorry if you don't make me wet, I can't control that.

I would also like to point out that when I did text this client back I wasn't 'bitchy' I got a good laugh out of it, and simply said I appreciate the truth not bitterness. I have a sailors mouth get over it...I cuss when I'm ordering POPEYES. Like shit.
I love the review boards I read them almost everyday and encouarge my clients to write them good or bad. I'm not perfect never stated or acted like I was...but when I come across a rather nit picky client like this one they do become rather annoying.

He forgot to add the part where he was quivering & moaning like a little bitch when I was sucking his dick. I provided good service until the obvious reasons above changed my mood...and when I saw a bad review I didn't feel he was being completely honest.

That's my two cents. If I had an approved account I would post this myself but I still had to get my word out. There's two sides to every story.

[gogofmagog]

Once again.... Why am I being reviewed? Did I charge her to fuck me? You weren't my first time sweetheart... I know the routine....

If I was that fucking disgusting and repulsive to you why didn't you just give me my money back and tell me to fuck off?

Your rebuttal is all erroneous... your attitude sucked and you know it... and you are trying to disparage my character to make yourself look better... I get it....

You addressed your shitty attitude in your text to me.... that you had an "incident" just before I showed up....

This is a review board for sps.. not the JOHNS who solicit their services...when I start charging for people to fuck ME... I will be more than happy to be REVIEWED!

I stand by my review.. your attitude sucked... whether that was because you were having a bad day or due to me being a fucking loser.... I guess... the fellas will have to find out for themselves....

I have a feeling your service will improve exponentially due to this review...

I think it is safe to say.... this sp and I certainly didn't "click".


the quivering nit picky smoke filled dirt bag..

GOG

[Dr.Scorpion]

Did you ask for Gfe? Maybe she just wanted to give you a "real" GFE :D

[Theanvil]

Did you ask for Gfe? Maybe she just wanted to give you a "real" GFE :D

I believe you mean the wife experience

[Mr CFP]

http://kitchener.backpage.com/Female...-y-22/14448752

WELL REVIEWED BY ONE YOUR FINEST

Translation please.... or is she referring to you gog, LOL

[Stroker]

Seen her recently..... I had a good time, bbbj was decent and digits even better. I found her to be very chilled, not a clock watcher.
Tried few different positions but CG was great.
I would repeat but want to get through my to do list first.