Well, I can officially say that I've had the worst experience with an escort. In fact, it was barely an experience
at all!
Here's the ad:
https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fem...tcalls-6523213
So here's what happened:
I see the ad, intrigued by the smoking hot images. I check them out using Tineye, and no results came up, so I that's a good sign.
I text her asking what her rates and services are for incall, and she said $140/hh, low restrictions, greek extra, located by University of Waterloo. Asked her for the address, and left. She responded each time within about 5 seconds, so another good sign.
I get there, park on the road, and let her know I'm there. She says she's about the jump in the shower to freshen up, so she'll need another 10-15 minutes. She apologizes and says she'll suck my dick extra well to make up for it. So I'm like okay, just let me know when you come down.
Now this is where things start getting weird…
I move the car and about to drive off and return in that time. I then get an immediate text asking me where I'm going, she saw me drive off from the balcony, and said "don't tell me I'm getting ready for nothing". Me, already nervous about meeting an escort, I'm thinking
"Okay, this is kind of scary. Someone had eyes on me?" In hindsight, that should've kept driving off. But instead, I decide to give her a chance and drive back and park the car on the other side of the road. I told her that I was just moving the car to a better spot, and waited a few minutes.
She tells me to come to the address, which was at the building on the opposite side of where she originally told me. Kind of weird, but I figured that she maybe just made a typo in the original, so I go to the building and inside the lobby. Told her I was there, and she gave me directions to the room.
I get to the room and she opens the door. She's a short blonde, with braided ponytails, and a toned body. So far, so good, so I say hi, and we go to the room together. She asks how long, and I just say half an hour, and put the $140 on the table. She leaves the room temporarily and comes back asking if I party. I say no, not for me. I let her know I'm nervous, and she's says it's okay. Didn't talk much.
She gets naked, and oh my god,
her body is amazing! Better than the pictures in the ad, as she's clearly had implants. So now my mind is at ease, thinking I'm about to have the time of my life, so I get naked and lay down on the bed.
She puts the condom on her mouth, and puts it on me while giving me a CBJ. Clearly says BBBJ on her ad, but whatever. Due to me being nervous, I couldn't get hard right away, so I took over until I got hard enough. She asks if I'm ready to cum, and I let her know I'm ready for sex. Then she says, "I can't. I'm on my period."
So now I'm pissed, thinking
"COULD'VE USED THAT INFORMATION EARLIER!" But to maintain being polite, I said nothing and continued to stroke myself. After about 30 seconds or so, she says "I give up" and gets dressed. So I stop and remove the condom, and she asks if I need a wipe. Not that I needed it since I didn't even cum, but I accepted it, and she took the barely used condom in wipes. I get dressed saying "bye". No hug. No "have a good night". Just "bye", and I left.
So in short, I wasted $140 for a smoking hot girl give me an incomplete CBJ and handjob. I should've just stayed home and watched porn. The only positive thing I can say about this experience is that I'm now aware of the red flags, so I can avoid this happening again.
Repeat? I'm going to go with a
NO.
Recommend? Not unless you get off on buyer's remorse.
Screenshots in case the ad gets deleted:
https://snipboard.io/khOtY1.jpg https://snipboard.io/XGjTqf.jpg