Dawn -5273

[MrOrange]

Sound the horn,
And beat the drum,
Be thankful to the very dumb.
Without the dumb,
To do their part,
How could we tell,
Just who was smart?

For every whelp,
For every champion,
There are two parts,
To every minion.

There is the little,
There is the giant,
There is the mature,
There is the flippant.

So herein there lies,
The tale of woes,
The give and take,
Of MrO.

Little MrO (hereinafter referred to as lmo): Why in the Flying Blue Fuck do we not have fucking plans for Octoberfest tonight you little bitch? We should be out finding some sweet chicitas for a little rumpy pumpy?

Big MrO (hereinafter referred to as bmo): You know I had a challenging week at work! I wanted to sit back and binge watch the “Lucifer” show I’ve been told so much about. It is an irreverent series of charades to extrapolate on the existential dilemnas of good and evil. I thought a nice bubble bath, some soft jazz, a whimbleberry candle, and a glass of Blackberry Wine would round out a night of purest transcendental epiphany.

Lmo: You are such a knob. And a little …. Light on you feet, shall we say.

Bmo: You said you wouldn’t say that any more, you rapscallion!

Lmo: I lied, butt monkey.

Bmo: You remember the promise!

Lmo: Remind me of the litany of so-called promises I’ve disheartedly committed to over the years. Inquiring minds want to know.

Bmo: You realize we’d be here all night, right?

Lmo: If you keep talking like a kumquat, I’ll squish you into pulpy mess.

Bmo: It’s decided. Lucifer. Bubble bath. Bed.

Lmo: Like fuck. Yes we have a man cave. Caveman wants to go out into the wild!

*lights up a fattie*

Bmo: What in the blazes are you doing?

Lmo: What’s it look like I’m doing? My fricken taxes?

Bmo: Your smoking ….cannibis again?

Lmo: Your as observant as a blind owl in a mice infested meadow, aintcha?

Bmo: Stop that!

*lights a second fattie and sticks it in his nostril*

Bmo: Cut it out! You’re gonna ruin our plans!

*leaves the one fattie in his nostril and shoves another in his ear*

Lmo: This is how it gets to your noggin so quick. Only us good tokers know that!. You realize that was never the plan. That plan was about as much fun as planning on spending our Saturday night jumping into vats of ebola infected razor blades.

*logs into the internet*

Bmo: Turn that off. We always get in trouble on there!

http://kitchener.backpage.com/Female...sting/28090637

lmo: Check out the cans on her!

Bmo: You know we can’t do that too often! At one time that cost us 25 grand!

Lmo: Yeah and pops bailed us out. He was a good ole fucker and just gave us a pat on the back.

Bmo: We’re getting too old for this! We’ll be sixty soon.

Lmo: You’re the egotistical jackass that thought it was a good idea telling everyone you were twenty years younger than you are. We’re gonna be sixty, you buzzkill, but we are still in the prime of our lives. Nobody would ever guess we are pushing retirement! That blonde spinner at the bar the other night thought we were thirty. Besides, we got little blue pills in a tic tac dispenser that we can take like ultra fun pez! It’ll be epic!

Bmo: That’s no reason to flaunt it. And we can’t become so reliant on the drugs!

Lmo: Of course it is. And of fucking course we can! Just watch me!

*starts texting on the phone*

Bmo: Don’t you dare text her!

Lmo: Watchoo talkin bout Willis?

*keeps texting*

Lmo: Hey look she answered already! Score!

Bmo: I must admit that she is quite attractive from those photos. Beauty is always in the eye of the beholder, much like the subjective appreciation of literature, art, and the humanities, but I’m quite knackered by her.

Lmo: Knackered eh? You squeeze all the fun out of everything and make it all hoity toity. Look at the bazoombas on her! Hot dang you could feed a whole litter of kittens with those!

Bmo: You’re so crass.

Lmo: You like ass. Goat ass. I have proof.

Bmo: But it was just that one time!

Lmo: See I knew it! Anyhoots…..seems we’re on for 7. Let’s get our shit together. We are getting some poon!

Bmo: I wish you wouldn’t objectify these poor girls. That woman has a mother, you know.

Lmo: She’s probably got gigantanormous juggies too! I wonder if we could get a twofur?

*strips and hops into the shower*

Lmo: And don’t you bleepin dare reach for that powder blue loofa and queerberry bath bomb!

*reaches for the aforementioned objects and an epic hissy fit takes place resulting in a crunched nose against the lavender coloured tiles and mirrors in the shower*

Lmo: See what you did now? Cock knocker! Shake it off, we gotta jet!

Before long, they are spiffed up, shaven, and freshly hoored up for their evening of sin.

Bmo: You told the uber driver the wrong directions! You should have just given him the address!

Lmo: We’re taking the scenic route. Chillax, fuckball, you are sucking the bone marrow out of the femur of fun! I wanted to take the Stingray. But nooooooo.....you suck mooses!

Bmo: You’re hopeless. You realize we have to stop at the bank. For the exchangeable units of disposable spending. Money!

Lmo: See that’s why you’re the sober one. Hey dude! Stop at that taco Bell! I want a quesadilla.

Bmo: You know that’s against the diet we agreed on.

Lmo: You’re right! Dude! Subway me! I want a quadruple bacon sub. I want to hear my arteries harden!

*after munchies….after an amusing and humiliating episode of giggling at the ATM when we couldn’t remember our PIN code that we’ve had since the early 80s (you’d think we stared at that infernal screen for ten minutes trying to solve e=mc2! And you’d be right!).....after three wrong directions despite the driver pleading for the address and the resultant howls of the little mischief maker as he kept spouting out incoherent navigational pinpoints certainly not at par with Henry the Navigator…..well they got there with just a few tick tocks of tardiness. *

Lmo is speechless.

Bmo: Hello! She’s talking to you.

*proceeds to motorboat her epic boobies*

Bmo: You pig!

Lmo: B – B – B – B

Lmo: oink oink! You are what you eat!

Bmo: She’s a human being you jerk!

Lmo: And one with marvellous boobage! I’m just appreciating them. She’s laughing with us! Not at us!

Bmo: She is an accomplished kisser. I’m enjoying this making out. Her acumen and her seductive techniques are exceptional!

Lmo: She’s getting my dicky all sticky!

Bmo: You can make a mockery out of everything I say, can’t you?

Lmo: You do a fine job of that all by your lonesome.

Bmo: Oh my! Did she just take our pants off?

Lmo: You realize that’s what she does? We have done this hundreds of times, you retard!

Bmo: oh my.

*Silence. Blessed silence. Excepting the rapture and the excitement of both parties*

All humour aside, my name is Mr Orange. You can call me Ryan. I once wrote my reviews on another review site that will remain unnamed (mostly because I don’t want to get into ca ca hehe). I haven’t felt compelled to write for many years now. I really did succumb to addiction to this hobby long, long ago and incurred a great deal of debt. I had a smashing time and felt I had to share my sordid and hedonistic accomplishments with the masses.

That being said, I got in over my head. I bailed. I got myself afloat. Built up a resistance. Dated. Worked. I had moments of weakness and returned here and there over this last ten years, but I only very rarely posted a review. I"m a fraggle on acid when it comes to beautiful women.

Kitchener was once home to the 120/hour sp with such legendary women as Shawna, Spice, Mariah, and a whole harem of exceptional talent. I did not dip my toes in that pool as often as I once did (more like cannonballed naked off Niagara Fucking Falls), but tonight I simply needed time and companionship.

Dawn was helpful, communicative, and completely professional. And she put up with ME!

Dawn is a cheerful woman. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and while not everyone would find a “BBW” as marvelous as I have, I must admit her features are almost cherubic. Her breasts are epic. Her nipples are astoundingly tasty, perky, and sensitive. For a forty something, she should really be proud of that body.

The crux of the matter. Well, that would have to be the best BBBJ I have ever received in or out of the hobby….ever. With my mileage, well son, that really is saying something. To each their own, but damn that woman has fricken skills.

YMMV, your experience might be different than mine, and all that jazz. No promises, but all I can say is that is one of the best hobbying experiences I’ve ever had. Thank you to Dawn for your hospitality. I’m on cloud fricken nine. If you didn’t notice.

Now…..Lucifer…..bubblebath…..bed. I’m spent.

MrO
Ryan

[cutterbuck]

Welcome back Ryan.

To quote Messrs Felder, Henley and Frey "You can check out but never leave".

[rexst]

thank you mr orange ! - sounds and looks very nice!
- for perspective - how tall or short would you guess?
- do you know if daty is available and appreciated?
- mind sharing her rates?

LL linc with full phone number so i can find later dawn 5273
https://www.google.ca/search?q=289-2...hrome&ie=UTF-8

[rexst]

found some other reviews - here's one - but still unable to find out re how tall or short, re. daty, and current rates - anyone able to help?

https://www.sp411.cc/threads/147854-...highlight=5273

[Sublime119]

I have seen her- twice. Private apartment in Kitchener.
Texting was easy and she was quick to respond. First time was very very good! Second was a BNG
She welcomed me in, she is about 5'6 if I recall.
She is quite pretty and a lot of fun. She is an incredible kisser and is very responsive.
She was SOAKED- gushing for sure. Great bbbj and a very hot and heavy time.
I will say, she did get quite excited and was going to mount me in the excitement without protection. We stopped and I finished in her mouth. I'm not ok with that- I am sure she isn't either- time and fun may have gotten the better of her.

[steeler43]

I have seen her- twice. Private apartment in Kitchener.
Texting was easy and she was quick to respond. First time was very very good! Second was a BNG
She welcomed me in, she is about 5'6 if I recall.
She is quite pretty and a lot of fun. She is an incredible kisser and is very responsive.
She was SOAKED- gushing for sure. Great bbbj and a very hot and heavy time.
I will say, she did get quite excited and was going to mount me in the excitement without protection. We stopped and I finished in her mouth. I'm not ok with that- I am sure she isn't either- time and fun may have gotten the better of her.

Thanks for the info

[rexst]

ad up again
http://kitchener.backpage.com/Female...d=289-217-5273

can anyone can confirm if daty is available and appreciated? - her rates? esp hh

[norbert]

Awesome review - thanks

[Wooddee67]

Any recent reviews?

[norbert]

thank you mr orange ! - sounds and looks very nice!
- for perspective - how tall or short would you guess?
- do you know if daty is available and appreciated?
- mind sharing her rates?

LL linc with full phone number so i can find later dawn 5273
https://www.google.ca/search?q=289-2...hrome&ie=UTF-8

bless you rex

[Zigg]

Has anyone seen her recently? Last review is from 2016.

[genosys]

https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fem...iendly-3712190

She's posting recently, had some decent reviews including this one. TOFTT?