Crystal - 7613 - Review

[ironchef]

First off. Hello everyone! First post here, so make of that what you will. I figured after a while of lurking I should contribute back to the community that has helped me in the past.

Just TOFTT with the aforementioned. I had noticed (and others) that there was nothing on her. Here's hoping this may save a few dollars or green light an eventful evening.

Where to start?

Might as well go with her Ad http://kitchener.backpage.com/Female...-town/40844559. Pictures are accurate, perhaps hide a little bit of tummy fat. Stats accurate. She's a pretty gorgeous girl. Other than that, nothing else about her ad is accurate. She's French Canadian. Nice accent. Barely understands English. This was a problem throughout the entire session as it was like talking to a brick wall. Sound went in, understanding none of it came out. The rest I'll go over with services.

Texting was fairly fast. Quoted 150hhr/ 250hr Outcall. Told that DFK/ DATY/ BBBJ/ CFS/ Rough Play (because I'm a kinky fucker) was all okay. Excited I went with the hour because I take a while to finish (this is a curse, not a blessing), and I like to go slow/ enjoy myself.

What I got: One partial kiss. 2 minutes of BBBJ. No DATY, <10 Minutes of CFS, 0 Rough play. ~25 Mins of her Roughly (not in a good way) Jerking me off, and me having to finish myself. Not a happy client here. In total a 40 minute stay. Oh I also got to play with her boobs, but no nipple touching whatsoever. Could barely touch her hair as well. Fun times. + She was late!!!!!! Yay!!!!

Ratings:

Looks: 8.5/10. She's tanned. A fine height. Possibly a little bigger than you may hope. She's not my preferred type - I like spinners. But for most, I'd imagine she's a knockout.
Service: 4/10. This is generous. Mainly because of what I expected it to be vs the reality that it was. Upsetting.
Personality: 8/10. She seemed like a nice girl. This is probably the max rating she could earn considering the lack of words we somehow managed to exchange.

Should you pull the trigger?

Well. Do you like French Girls and/or tanned Dirty blondes? Do you not care if they speak english? Consider this: The prices are fairly steep for a half hour. I don't have a lot of experience with this, but I can't imagine the services being worth 150. You will almost certainly not get whatever you may have agreed to on the phone.

TL;DR: You probably want to just avoid this.

P.S: This isn't to blame her. She has at least two people (Driver and potential Pimp) working with her. They seem to be the ones who do all of the communicating.

If anyone would like a more detailed review of this escapade I can provide one. If not, safe & happy travels. Thanks for being the wonderful community you are. Happy playing.

[knightryder]

Thanks dude you saved my 150 and im sure plenty of other feckers like me!