Kiana - 5802

[varvat0s]

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Stats: 5'2, 115 lbs, 34DD
Hair: Dark brown, straight n' long
Rate: 140/hh, 220/h
Services: LFK, BBBJ, DATY, DATO, FS
Restrictions: No CIM, No COF
Recommend: Yes
Repeat: Yes

Well. Today didn't start out so remarkably, first I missed the garbage - slept in like a boss - and then despite the fact that recycling wasn't for some hours later I managed to miss that too. My lawn looks like shit and I have one of those fucking neighbours who is all about his, so that just makes it appear 10x worse. Was kinda bummed this morning as I surveyed my garbage-laden realm. Who has time for all this house stuff? Especially when there be gorgeous young females languishing just a browser tab away...

Although thats not entirely true these days. I do kinda consider Backpage my home-away-from-home... and I think it can be said - there is definitely a lull. Maybe I'm just getting jaded, more picky. Idk. But lately the days are few and far between when something Backpageish strikes my fancy. And I'm not much of a repeater when it comes to SPs - only a few special girls tend to capture my attention sufficiently enough to see them again. Was talking briefly with Kiana about it today - Idk - it is partially a variety thing to be sure. I mean - I wasn't a complete loser growing up but the pussy I did manage to secure was hard-earned. There is certainly an appeal in sampling a wide variety, without the time-consuming and inevitable precursory stuff. In my late 30s time has become a more valuable currency than cash. But I think its more than that too. Sometimes you have an amazing experience with someone and its nice to just leave it at that. Sequels can sometimes disappoint you know? I mean fuck how bad was the Matrix 2.

Anyways - a trusted advisor had been telling me for weeks now that I need to meet Kiana. That Kiana is amazing, that Kiana will make all my wildest dreams come true...and I didn't doubt it. But her working schedule (weekdays to 5pm) while not insurmountable wasn't always ideal and while clearly delicious - she wasn't totally my typical fare (shameful as it sounds, I am usually seeing girls much younger than her obviously youthful age of 28 lol I'm such a dirtbag). Regardless - I noticed in another thread about her recently it was mentioned that she is not camera-shy, inviting such festivities herself as a matter of fact. So it was at this moment I was sold...it was just a matter of the details.

Not to mention she is beautiful. I mean - would you not want to curl up with her?



Thats the kinda girl you hold hands with in the grocery store knaamean even if she's takin forever to choose between three brands of baby kale you just ride it out

We texted a little this morning to secure the arrangements and if she isn't just the nicest person of all time. Maybe I am used to texting with pimps masquerading as girls, but she was just so friendly and it kinda felt like before we'd even met that we were destined to besties. Initially I had written "destined to be BFFs" but that is dangerously and unintentionally similar to another certain acronym that is unwelcome around these parts lol. Regardless. She just super friendly.

Location was easy to find although being the retard that I am I managed to go the wrong way around the building looking for the entrance and found nothing but dumpsters lol. So I arrived & knocked a little past the alloted time - and dang if this isn't a beautiful girl that is hiding behind the door as it swings open. Lingerie-clad and administering an affectionate hug and kiss as a first order of business, the initial moments with Kiana did not disappoint. She's really cute - sexy as fuck obviously - but again the friendlyness.

I'm usually going into some graphic details in reviews! I get progressively more drunk as I write them and that is the natural course lol. Will try to keep this one a little more classy, as is suitable for Kiana.

So we were chatting a little as we got into various states of undress - and things escalated quickly to a BJ. Now I've never been one to turn down a BJ of the BB variety - but I do appreciate when the question is asked. Conveys a certain something. Even better if its asked while a tongue is circlin' yo balls. But no - no CBJs today thank you - and Kiana proceeded with what could only be described as a spine shivering BBBJ. Ugh. So deep.

There are few things in life that can come close to DATY - but certainly one of them is, the anticipation of DATY. The kissing of the thighs - the pressing of your nose against - love those moments before the moment - your tongue touches. Really nice! She is so beautiful there. The DATO that followed was as it should be - pushing back against you - smothering you. Do I need to breathe? Not particularly as long as my tongue stays right here lol. Definitely the highlight for me. Talk about a perfect sexy experience. I kinda knew by this point that I'd love to be fortunate enough to see her again

On to what amounted to some pretty incredible FS. Started doggy - I could endure approximately 15 seconds of that hehe. I mean - she's got a mirror at the front of the bed. That's certainly not helping matters lol. Mish was a little more survivable - barely - all in all it was passionate - nice - pulled her to the edge of the bed when the time was embarrassingly nigh - I think the best part was - the wind down, the holding each other - kissing her neck and feeling her hands - it lasted about just as long. There was some nice kissing throughout I should add - a suitable amount o' tongue - I'm not really too intense when it comes to the kissing - maybe she is into it more. I keep it fairly light, but there was nothing disingenuous about that - kissing as it should be. All in all was a really nice, passionate kind of experience. Can't wait to be between those legs again :D

TBH I write that I "would repeat" fairly frequently with SPs...and I would...in theory. But its a fairly rare occasion. I mean - the fact that a girl is worthy of seeing again and whether I do or not are just two different things. Wow do I ever hope to see Kiana again, it was a truly badass awesome session. I want to not just for all the stuff thats yet to be done - I feel like we barely scratched the surface in a hh of all the evil things we might enjoy together lol. But really I'd kinda just like to have the chance to chat with her more too. A hh goes way too quick - she's an interesting character to be sure and I'd love to have the chance to get to know her better.

Peace fuckers

[0b1001]

You should have invested the $80 more into the full hour and not worry about your lawn.

[Norman 64]

Thanks for the review.
Kiana sounds like a fun time .

Now,VarVatOs,if you could only learn to breathe through your ears,even longer time could be spent on daty and dato.

Seeing her is way more interesting than following a lawn mower around your yard.
Tell your neighbour about Kiana and his yard will look like yours.

[DiscretionAdvised]

Your advisor is most definitely wise. Great review!

[Backbeat70]

Well that last review convinced me to book my first. I would like Kiana to be that girl. Thanks for the excellent review and will be sure to let everyone know how my experience goes. Might be as early as this morning. SEX PISTOL

[Miss Kiana]

My God you are freaking hilarious! Lol. I am positive your humor and relaxed attitude is what made me so damned excited to meet you.

Firstly.... I am going to have to agree with you. Matrix 2 was an absolute let down! Wth?!

Second... Dearest Trusted Advisor, Thank you! Seriously. You sent a hilarious, genuinely perfect gentleman my way, and for that.... You rock!!

Third... Don't even worry about the lack of breathing my dear, I was doing enough of that for the both of us! lol

Thank you for such an awesome visit. I don't see new faces often, but when I do.. There is usually a bit of nervousness (on my end as well). If you were nervous, you hid it very well. I was at ease before you even got here. The way you spoke while arranging our visit and the sincerity (as well as the humor) had me too excited to even think about being nervous. I couldn't wait to put a face to this mystery man. Also, you speak auto correct which is basically the only language my awesome phone speaks and you don't even get pissy about it. Makes you pretty badass in my eyes ;)

That being said, please do come back! Whenever the hell you want. AND if you promise to let me massage you this time.... I promise to make it worth it ;)
I know, I know.... You're not really in it for the massage stuff.

So let's make a deal :p
You pay for your hh of sweet sugar and hot spice, and I after I clean you up I will spend the following hh giving you a relaxing massage (no charge for the other hh). You're a pretty awesome guy and I would love some extra shit shooting time with ya! You say when ;)

Take care for now
Xxx

[Krayt]

Take care for now

That is such a classy response but such a classy woman. You are a terrific example of what I wish others would see and strive for. You are a true gem of a woman and the KW area is lucky to have you. One behalf of everyone, I thank you for being such a wonderful provider and an even better person. Thanks Kiana

[varvat0s]

sweet sugar and hot spice

Can't believe I forgot to mention that sugary feathery thing - loved that! Next time have to put some of that on you :-p

And awwe - you really are the nicest, see!

Definitely cannot wait to see you again Kiana - soon - but not soon enough of course :) thx for such a nice message

[TBK]

varv, y'all seem like one lucky barstid...

[scrub]

Good review! Cheers

[luv2fress]

My God you are freaking hilarious! Lol. I am positive your humor and relaxed attitude is what made me so damned excited to meet you.



So let's make a deal :p
You pay for your hh of sweet sugar and hot spice, and I after I clean you up I will spend the following hh giving you a relaxing massage (no charge for the other hh). You're a pretty awesome guy and I would love some extra shit shooting time with ya! You say when ;)

Take care for now
Xxx

Wow, u r a lucky guy varvat0s......................I would have to think think about driving all the way there for a deal like that :)

Hope to see you for some kinky stuff 1 day Kiana xo

[Scorpguy]

I soooo wanted to see this girl, luv her look but ...

[teabag]

This thread is rather refreshing and sincere. Wish more reviews were like this one. I give y'all huge props for the positivity here!

Also love the little romance added by the two of you. Goes to show a little respect goes a long way.


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[degenerate]

Varvatos, when you write your memoirs I will be the first in line to buy it...

[tryster]

Wow, u r a lucky guy varvat0s......................I would have to think think about driving all the way there for a deal like that :)

Hope to see you for some kinky stuff 1 day Kiana xo

Varvat0s is not lucky, he just treats the ladies with respect. I am always respectful and my lady friends love when I return. Yuup, unlike the V man, I get a little addicted and go back for seconds, thirds, and .... But I do like variety not to get too addictive.!

[Georgianbayman]

It shouldn`t be a suprise that if you are respectful towards a lady, you engender much the same in return with interest.

[varvat0s]

Bizarrely half a year went by before this old bastard managed to see Kiana again - there had been a few attempts - and after today's reminder of what a fantastic person she is, I can see that my future attempts will be markedly more whole-hearted! Definitely a sound reminder of why she is one of Kitchener's Finest.

Anyways Kiana is looking as hot as ever - one of those girls who has the naughtiest kinda look in her eye every other time you catch her glance - and her (still) spine-shivering BBBJ is punctuated by these half-whimpery moans - to hear them is to love them lol.



Due to various reasons this was one of the most memorable SP experiences I've ever had. I wish I could fuck her as hard as I recommend her lol

Btw she gives a killer massage.

P.s. briefly met her colleague Taryn. I am sure you'll be seeing a review of her ASAP hehe - super sexy herself - very much planning to tear in to Taryn lol

[winetwister]

Humm - now I know why I got no reply to my text

[norbert]

holly shit - it's been too long - i need to get back to the program and bring kiana chocolates


I am perfectly aware I said Holly Shit - its Christmastime

[cex]

Kiana - 5802 | Backpage link | Permalink

Stats: 5'2, 115 lbs, 34DD
Hair: Dark brown, straight n' long
Rate: 140/hh, 220/h
Services: LFK, BBBJ, DATY, DATO, FS
Restrictions: No CIM, No COF
Recommend: Yes
Repeat: Yes

Well. Today didn't start out so remarkably, first I missed the garbage - slept in like a boss - and then despite the fact that recycling wasn't for some hours later I managed to miss that too. My lawn looks like shit and I have one of those fucking neighbours who is all about his, so that just makes it appear 10x worse. Was kinda bummed this morning as I surveyed my garbage-laden realm. Who has time for all this house stuff? Especially when there be gorgeous young females languishing just a browser tab away...

Although thats not entirely true these days. I do kinda consider Backpage my home-away-from-home... and I think it can be said - there is definitely a lull. Maybe I'm just getting jaded, more picky. Idk. But lately the days are few and far between when something Backpageish strikes my fancy. And I'm not much of a repeater when it comes to SPs - only a few special girls tend to capture my attention sufficiently enough to see them again. Was talking briefly with Kiana about it today - Idk - it is partially a variety thing to be sure. I mean - I wasn't a complete loser growing up but the pussy I did manage to secure was hard-earned. There is certainly an appeal in sampling a wide variety, without the time-consuming and inevitable precursory stuff. In my late 30s time has become a more valuable currency than cash. But I think its more than that too. Sometimes you have an amazing experience with someone and its nice to just leave it at that. Sequels can sometimes disappoint you know? I mean fuck how bad was the Matrix 2.

Anyways - a trusted advisor had been telling me for weeks now that I need to meet Kiana. That Kiana is amazing, that Kiana will make all my wildest dreams come true...and I didn't doubt it. But her working schedule (weekdays to 5pm) while not insurmountable wasn't always ideal and while clearly delicious - she wasn't totally my typical fare (shameful as it sounds, I am usually seeing girls much younger than her obviously youthful age of 28 lol I'm such a dirtbag). Regardless - I noticed in another thread about her recently it was mentioned that she is not camera-shy, inviting such festivities herself as a matter of fact. So it was at this moment I was sold...it was just a matter of the details.

Not to mention she is beautiful. I mean - would you not want to curl up with her?



Thats the kinda girl you hold hands with in the grocery store knaamean even if she's takin forever to choose between three brands of baby kale you just ride it out

We texted a little this morning to secure the arrangements and if she isn't just the nicest person of all time. Maybe I am used to texting with pimps masquerading as girls, but she was just so friendly and it kinda felt like before we'd even met that we were destined to besties. Initially I had written "destined to be BFFs" but that is dangerously and unintentionally similar to another certain acronym that is unwelcome around these parts lol. Regardless. She just super friendly.

Location was easy to find although being the retard that I am I managed to go the wrong way around the building looking for the entrance and found nothing but dumpsters lol. So I arrived & knocked a little past the alloted time - and dang if this isn't a beautiful girl that is hiding behind the door as it swings open. Lingerie-clad and administering an affectionate hug and kiss as a first order of business, the initial moments with Kiana did not disappoint. She's really cute - sexy as fuck obviously - but again the friendlyness.

I'm usually going into some graphic details in reviews! I get progressively more drunk as I write them and that is the natural course lol. Will try to keep this one a little more classy, as is suitable for Kiana.

So we were chatting a little as we got into various states of undress - and things escalated quickly to a BJ. Now I've never been one to turn down a BJ of the BB variety - but I do appreciate when the question is asked. Conveys a certain something. Even better if its asked while a tongue is circlin' yo balls. But no - no CBJs today thank you - and Kiana proceeded with what could only be described as a spine shivering BBBJ. Ugh. So deep.

There are few things in life that can come close to DATY - but certainly one of them is, the anticipation of DATY. The kissing of the thighs - the pressing of your nose against - love those moments before the moment - your tongue touches. Really nice! She is so beautiful there. The DATO that followed was as it should be - pushing back against you - smothering you. Do I need to breathe? Not particularly as long as my tongue stays right here lol. Definitely the highlight for me. Talk about a perfect sexy experience. I kinda knew by this point that I'd love to be fortunate enough to see her again

On to what amounted to some pretty incredible FS. Started doggy - I could endure approximately 15 seconds of that hehe. I mean - she's got a mirror at the front of the bed. That's certainly not helping matters lol. Mish was a little more survivable - barely - all in all it was passionate - nice - pulled her to the edge of the bed when the time was embarrassingly nigh - I think the best part was - the wind down, the holding each other - kissing her neck and feeling her hands - it lasted about just as long. There was some nice kissing throughout I should add - a suitable amount o' tongue - I'm not really too intense when it comes to the kissing - maybe she is into it more. I keep it fairly light, but there was nothing disingenuous about that - kissing as it should be. All in all was a really nice, passionate kind of experience. Can't wait to be between those legs again :D

TBH I write that I "would repeat" fairly frequently with SPs...and I would...in theory. But its a fairly rare occasion. I mean - the fact that a girl is worthy of seeing again and whether I do or not are just two different things. Wow do I ever hope to see Kiana again, it was a truly badass awesome session. I want to not just for all the stuff thats yet to be done - I feel like we barely scratched the surface in a hh of all the evil things we might enjoy together lol. But really I'd kinda just like to have the chance to chat with her more too. A hh goes way too quick - she's an interesting character to be sure and I'd love to have the chance to get to know her better.

Peace fuckers

Been seeing her ads on BP tagged as second to none GFE. You rate her kissing LFK and not DFK?

[varvat0s]

Been seeing her ads on BP tagged as second to none GFE. You rate her kissing LFK and not DFK?

I guess so yeah. But better to ask someone who is into kissing - I'm not really into DFK anyway when it comes to SPs so I dont really encourage it...

[norbert]

I cant remember the whole tonsil hockey issue - another indicator that its been too long- but she is and outstanding lip wrestler with a little biting - that I will take to the grave- shiver - Hell I'd go just to neck